R.I.P "my sanity" Yesterday-1/26/08

In the immortal words of Chris Crocker......"BITCH PLEASE" This is a promo of the ANTM season 10.....yes 10 years of career fatalities, Drug using BET Hosts, apple bottoms bargain bin models, and Tyra in the mix just to remind you that she will always be better then you hoes.....Television Perfection is finally realized.

Oh and if you haven't seen Chris Crockers "bitch Please" here it is. The first time I heard this I fell out of my chair and spilled my dam crunch berries in the floor (damn them crunch berries was good)

I do not like Green Eggs and Hoes I Do not like them Flav I Am

Wow this ish has to be fattening......these are two of the new faces from Flava of Love Season 3......If you didnt guess by now these two beautiful? thangs are twins named ~THING 1 AND THING 2~ (insert Dr. Suess joke here)......

When will these lil heffa's ever learn that real love comes from "A pimp named slick back" at the corner of Hustler and whore, not Flav.



Speaking of him here is a lil photo op of the Don of love and no it aint Don King yall.....

ITS YA BOI FLAV!!! AkA foofy foofy

N-Word Please

"People are automatically condescending," Legend tells the New York Daily News' Rush & Malloy column. "They expect her to be dumb and say, 'Oh you're just dating a dumb girl because she's hot.' But people judge you either way. If you're dating a girl who's kind of regular, you hear, 'Why are you dating her?' I don't get caught up in it. I'm more concerned with my happiness."

Now what I want to see is her face when Mr "ordinary people" runs off with her brother.....but dont quote me on that ...Iaint sayin Im just sayin, somethin a lil too sweet in the grits

Snatch Attack!!

Kimmy kim kim... got that snatch game on lock...lol get it while its hot big baby

but for real who get up under kim and take pics like this?

Booty Meat???

Wow just when you thought it could get no worse. Reggie Bush, Ray J, and the whole Mennessota Vikings team couldnt have made all that ass, clearly this shit is fake but then again like my home girl shaquita say about her weave "when u pay for it its urs hoe"

Heres Kim K the one suck wonder out on a stroll, possibly the hoe stroll.....sike or is she???

Holds head down in shame

Usually I abstain from such posts but I had to put it up because Amy is puttin me down right now

Chris gets Busy!!!! Seriously

Young Breezy aint playin with thes O's trust and believe him. I do. fast farward through all this blah- blah- blah- to araund 9:17, and as a bonus for you pedaphiles he gives his lil stroke action that got him in trouble in philly around 3:12